About Us
What we are doing well
We pride ourselves on sticking to our values — even if they’re the wrong ones. Here’s what we consistently deliver:
- Poor layout — because minimal effort = maximum confusion
- Conversion issues — we believe sales should be a mystery
- Confused messaging — unclear is the new transparent
- Over-reliance on first-time buyers — returning customers are overrated
- Misplaced blame — it’s never us, it’s you (or the platform, or Mercury in retrograde)
