Some of our customers experiences. Our customers love us, really they do. Just trust us.
Fertiliser didn’t work on my veggies… but wow, what a weed killer! My garden’s never been so empty. 10/10 unintended consequences.
I haven’t used the product yet, but the word ‘quality’ is printed on the packaging 25 times. That’s how you know.
Product arrived fast. Not purchased from Tumu, and proud of it. Still in the box, but it *feels* effective.
The hose didn’t kink once. It also didn’t uncoil, spray water, or connect to my tap. Kink-free guarantee upheld!
Apron is perfect. Gardening tools keep falling out, but I look amazing. Style over substance.
Thought i had a problem with a product, called customer service over the phone and it turns out I was the problem.
Its called innovation, we like being different. But if the checkout fails, use the form on the front page to give us your credit card details.
Has it been a few months? No? Please wait.
That's just pre-compost. You're welcome!
Who needs strategy when you have desperation?
Because Apple and Android keep changing things. Honestly, it’s their fault. We made it work once, in 2016, and expected it to stay that way.
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Our number dynamically changes so even we can’t keep track, but try these:
1800-NO-HELP
02-FAIL-GROW
1300-BUY-REGRET`
